Since 1993, the Land Down Under has been gracing us each fall with a (literally) smoking bounty of rock-hard abs, biceps of steel, and turnout coats, and the latest edition certainly does not disappoint. You have your choice between hot firefighters posing with zoo animals, hot firefighters holding puppies, or just hot firefighters being hot, and – blessed be – they offer international shipping. The proceeds are going to the Children’s Hospital Foundation, so you could also order all three, you know, for the sake of the children.

Take it all in for yourself below, though you might want to keep a cold, damp towel nearby, in case of… Smoke inhalation.